Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Comparing software engineering to \ | classical engineering assumes that | | software has the ability to wear out. | | Software typically behaves, or it does | | not. It either works, or it does not. | | Software generally does not degrade, | | abrade, stretch, twist, or ablate. To | | treat it as a physical entity, | | therefore, is misapplication of our | | engineering skills. Classical | | engineering deals with the | | characteristics of hardware; software | | engineering should deal with the | | characteristics of *software*, and not | | with hardware or management. | | | \ -- Dan Klein / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;