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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Comparing software engineering to      \
| classical engineering assumes that     |
| software has the ability to wear out.  |
| Software typically behaves, or it does |
| not. It either works, or it does not.  |
| Software generally does not degrade,   |
| abrade, stretch, twist, or ablate. To  |
| treat it as a physical entity,         |
| therefore, is misapplication of our    |
| engineering skills. Classical          |
| engineering deals with the             |
| characteristics of hardware; software  |
| engineering should deal with the       |
| characteristics of *software*, and not |
| with hardware or management.           |
|                                        |
\ -- Dan Klein                           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;