Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / -- -- uunet!sugar!karl | "We've been \ | following your progress with | | considerable -- karl@sugar.uu.net | | | interest, not to say contempt." -- | | Zaphod Beeblebrox IV -- Usenet BBS | | (713) 438-5018 | | | | th-th-th-th-That's all, folks! | | | | ----------- cut here, don't forget to | | strip junk at the end, too | | ------------- "Psychoanalysis?? I | | thought this was a nude rap session!!!" | | | \ -- Zippy / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;